Thursday, December 09, 2004

TIS THE SEASON Looking for the perfect gift for that special, loathed someone? Look no further.

UPDATE: Even though the company's principal product is billed as "a freshly-squeezed, 100% natural, human-made turd," a close reading of the FAQ reveals that the turds in question are not, in fact, actual human turds.

To think: Disingenuous marketing. Even from turd-mongers.

If it's any consolation, the site does promise that, "it's hard to distinguish a Fecalgramâ„¢ from the real thing."

CONTRAPOSITIVE is edited by Dan Aibel. Dan's a playwright. He lives in New York City.